DAMN YOU SNOW!!!

I curse you into oblivion!!

well, today is our first major snow here in Atlantic Canada. I woke up this morning, and just knew, you know? Like i layed there for a bit, and there was just that muffled-echoey thing going on so i jumped up and peeped out of my window, and what do you know, SNOW!

I suppose in some ways snow is fun/good. Snowball fights, snow men, getting all worked up and cold and then coming in for hot chocolate, (or a hot shower ;) ), snow days. But it has it's dissadvantages too.

The Things I Hate About Snow. (In order of how much i hate them)
1. When snow falls down onto your face and screws up your makeup.
2. When you have to wear "layers" and "hats and mits"
3. When your sneakers get wet.
4. When the bottom half of your pants ALWAYS get wet, even if you roll them up and avoid puddles.
5. That kind of crusty snow that looks like it's stable, until... you take a step on it and fall through!
6. Slushy snow. Enough said.
7. Pink Noses. they aren't attractive in the least.
8. Cold toes that are soooo cold that they are a shade of whitey-purple when you take off your shoes and you have to put them in the tub to soak, but then that just makes things worse because of the pins and needles you now get.
9. SOUP!!! unless if it's spilt pea, or .... no just split pea, i HATE soup!!!
10. Children playing in the snow. It sounds innocent, yes, but NOOOO. it's evil. When they throw snow at you when you're all dressed up nice going off to school and for the first time you got your hair perfect and then
WHAM! you get one right in the face. I tell you, children playing in snow is pure evil.

I guess i thought i still had some time before the snow hit, seeing as halloween was only like two weeks ago! But i guess i forgot how Saint John's Winter-System works;

November- Late April- SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW.
April- Late June- Rain, clouds, fog fog fog.
June- Early August- Sun, Sun, FOG FOG FOG
August- November- wind, fog, clouds, rain, leaves leaves leaves!

It's ridiculous.I mean Saint John isn't the nicest city, but God could have done a little better when he planned out our weather. Maybe he could have made the Atlantic Ocean Tropical! Or at least so that it didn't cloud our city under fog every day!

well i think i'm going to go now and make some coffee. I've done enough ranting for today.