Gooooooooood Morning Saints, And Here Are Your Morning Announcements!

This is what we hear every morning JUST as Mr. Little or Ms. Lawton start up into thier boring english routine. Then what follows is about five minutes of rambling from some voice in the wall and some well said announcements. The morning announcements have become the first thing that feels home-like at stm. When i come into english i just know that at any moment that beep, beep, beep noise will start and i will hear his voice. If only he'd use his power a bit more. If I had access to something that amazing i'd be making announcements more like this. "Goooooooood morning Saints!!!! And here are your morning announcements!! Today's tryouts for the coffee house have been cancelled due to the fact that Ms. Lawton is too busy fucking M. Garey. The football team is having another game tonight at the Shams, so i want to see you all out there cheering in your red and white and maybe, just MAYBE we'll win again. Then that'll be the first time in EIGHTEEN years we've won two games in a row!! Get Your Pink On went very succesful yesterday, as well as our assembly, which was made all the better by Miss Horgan's surprise visit, complete with a new haircut. Now, can we all agree that she looks like a man in a skirt?!?Come on!!!!! Brad could pass for more of a woman then she could. CCM, would you please come to the office? A new carpet has arrived and we would like you to test it out. And Mme. Vaughan, please would you let the world know what you are?!?! come on!!! make up your mind!!! And those are your morning announcements, so until tomorrow's , keep being little Saints and GET UR PINK ON!!!!!!!!! even thought it wouldn't be pink day anymore i'd still say that. It has a nice ring to it. I think im in love with the morning announcemtns guy.......eghw