department-store-phobia

I have a disease. It's called deprtmant-store-phobia. It's very lethal. I can't stand department stores. I have no idea when this phobia arrised, but it's here for good. The music, sounds like elevator music the smell, it's like every perfume going the shelves and hangers everywhere! they cing ontou and drag you in into a madhouse of claustophobia! and those damn sales workers....can i help YOU??! You get lost, bruning eyes, claustpophobic! i hate them! Sears is the worst..... Fuck you sears